Post by Santosh Puthran on Dec 2, 2005 18:37:41 GMT
1. What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
2. Ek aadmi ki Biwi gum ho gayi, Waha RAM ke Mandir me gaya,
Ram ne kaha Baju wale Hanuman Ke Mandir mai ja, Meri bhi usi ne dhundhi thi.
3. A Kid asks the Priest : Father what is your Favourite Pastime...?
The Priest pats the kids head & replys : NUN My Child NUN....!!
5. Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone
Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"
6. Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College,
Banta : Really, what is he studing, Santa : No is not studying, they r Studying him.
7. Chinti aur Hathi ka Prem Vivah hua. Agle Din Hathi ki Maut ho gai...!! Chinti Boli Wah Mohabbat, EK din ka pyar hua, ab sari umra kabra khodnemai bitegi..!!
8. Santa Banta ko 3 live bomb mile, Police ko dene chale,
Santa: agar koi bomb raste mai Phat jaye to..?
Banta : Jhooth bol denge 2 hi mile the...!!!
9. Santa falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Loveletter to her, "
I LOVE U SISTER."
10. teacher: tell me the meaning of the shlok " tumso ma jyotir
gamya"
student: "tum so jao ma mai jyoti ke pass ja raha hu".
Courtesy: Tanvi's Blog on yahoo
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
2. Ek aadmi ki Biwi gum ho gayi, Waha RAM ke Mandir me gaya,
Ram ne kaha Baju wale Hanuman Ke Mandir mai ja, Meri bhi usi ne dhundhi thi.
3. A Kid asks the Priest : Father what is your Favourite Pastime...?
The Priest pats the kids head & replys : NUN My Child NUN....!!
5. Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone
Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"
6. Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College,
Banta : Really, what is he studing, Santa : No is not studying, they r Studying him.
7. Chinti aur Hathi ka Prem Vivah hua. Agle Din Hathi ki Maut ho gai...!! Chinti Boli Wah Mohabbat, EK din ka pyar hua, ab sari umra kabra khodnemai bitegi..!!
8. Santa Banta ko 3 live bomb mile, Police ko dene chale,
Santa: agar koi bomb raste mai Phat jaye to..?
Banta : Jhooth bol denge 2 hi mile the...!!!
9. Santa falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Loveletter to her, "
I LOVE U SISTER."
10. teacher: tell me the meaning of the shlok " tumso ma jyotir
gamya"
student: "tum so jao ma mai jyoti ke pass ja raha hu".
Courtesy: Tanvi's Blog on yahoo
