Post by anita on Nov 15, 2005 14:00:26 GMT
A 90-year-old man was having his bi-annual checkup. The dentist asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better," the old man replied.
"I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant & delivered a child. What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the old man asked.
The doctor thought for a moment, then said, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season forhunting.
But, one day he's in a bit of hurry and accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun."
The doctor continued, "So he's walking in the
woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some brush in front of him.
He raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle.
BAM!!! The lion drops dead in front of him."
"That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief. Someone else must have shot that lion."
"Exactly"... Said the Dentist. "Do u get the point now ??!!!"
"I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant & delivered a child. What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the old man asked.
The doctor thought for a moment, then said, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season forhunting.
But, one day he's in a bit of hurry and accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun."
The doctor continued, "So he's walking in the
woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some brush in front of him.
He raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle.
BAM!!! The lion drops dead in front of him."
"That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief. Someone else must have shot that lion."
"Exactly"... Said the Dentist. "Do u get the point now ??!!!"