Post by Santosh Puthran on Oct 23, 2005 12:34:14 GMT
1.Name the wonly part of the werld, where Malayalis don't werk hard?
Kerala
2.Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi.
3.Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in the Gelff.
4.Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.
5.What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
6.Why did the Malayali go to the concert in Rome?
Because he wanted to hear pope music.
7.What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.
8.Why did his wife divorce him?
Because he was louwing another woman.
9.Who found out that?
His aandy.
10.What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
He changes his nam e from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
11. What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto.
12.Who is Malayali's fyamousu eactor end aectress?
Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.
13.Why Kerala is the heghly literate state in India?
Its easily giving Degree to get rid of the peapal from Kerala
14.Why Arab countreis are looking for only Keralites?
They are ready to do anything for meney.
15. Which car does he purchase when he gets license?
Second hand Mercedes.
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ALL YOU CHAIN MAIL ADDICTS :
at least you should send this joke to:
10 Malayalis & you will receive cecenut oil
20 Malayalis and you will receive benena chips
40 Malayalis you will receive appams
Send this to 100 Malayalis and you will get free land near the rice field behind the lungi factory with additional incentive of a whole month's supply of cecenut oil and benena chips free .
Statutory Warning : The above content is just a fictitious account of experiences of a group of Non-Malaylis & is not meant to hurt our Malayali brethers
Kerala
2.Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi.
3.Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in the Gelff.
4.Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.
5.What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
6.Why did the Malayali go to the concert in Rome?
Because he wanted to hear pope music.
7.What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.
8.Why did his wife divorce him?
Because he was louwing another woman.
9.Who found out that?
His aandy.
10.What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
He changes his nam e from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
11. What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto.
12.Who is Malayali's fyamousu eactor end aectress?
Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.
13.Why Kerala is the heghly literate state in India?
Its easily giving Degree to get rid of the peapal from Kerala
14.Why Arab countreis are looking for only Keralites?
They are ready to do anything for meney.
15. Which car does he purchase when he gets license?
Second hand Mercedes.
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ALL YOU CHAIN MAIL ADDICTS :
at least you should send this joke to:
10 Malayalis & you will receive cecenut oil
20 Malayalis and you will receive benena chips
40 Malayalis you will receive appams
Send this to 100 Malayalis and you will get free land near the rice field behind the lungi factory with additional incentive of a whole month's supply of cecenut oil and benena chips free .
Statutory Warning : The above content is just a fictitious account of experiences of a group of Non-Malaylis & is not meant to hurt our Malayali brethers
