Post by Santosh Puthran on Oct 23, 2005 12:22:27 GMT
HOW TO RECOGNIZE A SARDAR
> >
> >You can be sure the person is Sardar when he:
> >
> >********Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup
his mind
> >********Gets stabbed in a shoot-out
> >********Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it
> >********Tries to drown a fish in water
> >********Thinks socialism means partying
> >********Trips over a cordless phone
> >********Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept
> >********At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign
Here" he
> puts"Sagittarius"
> >********Studies for a blood test and fails
> >********Sells the car for gas money
> >********Misses the No.44 bus, and takes the No.22 twice instead
> >********Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said "Airport
left",
and
> so he turns around and goes home
> >********Gets locked in a furniture shop and sleeps on the floor
> >
> >You can be sure the person is Sardar when he:
> >
> >********Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup
his mind
> >********Gets stabbed in a shoot-out
> >********Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it
> >********Tries to drown a fish in water
> >********Thinks socialism means partying
> >********Trips over a cordless phone
> >********Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept
> >********At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign
Here" he
> puts"Sagittarius"
> >********Studies for a blood test and fails
> >********Sells the car for gas money
> >********Misses the No.44 bus, and takes the No.22 twice instead
> >********Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said "Airport
left",
and
> so he turns around and goes home
> >********Gets locked in a furniture shop and sleeps on the floor
