Hope Drives the World

[anita]

Hope Drives the World

There were two donkeys A & B - best of buddies.
At the village fair A is sold to a rich Arab while B is sold to a rich businessman.
The Arab treats A like his child takes good care of him etc. etc.
While the businessman ill treats B, does not feed him well and makes him work hard.
After few years A & B meet and have a chat.
A is very sad about B and says that "My Arab can buy you from your business man and you can have a good life too"
B says, "No, I have hope here"
A: "What Hope?"
B: The businessman has a beautiful daughter, and when she misbehaves
The businessman tells her - "If you continue misbehaving I will marry you off to this donkey!"

Hope Drives the World!!

[Santosh Puthran]

There was a similar one that I heard long time ago. It was something like this:

The were group of monkeys in the forest who had nothing to do except to play around and make pranks. An old monkey sees them and decides that these monkeys should be put to work or some useful activity.

So he brings a big red pot. He then calls a meeting of all the monkeys and tells whosoever rubs his arse to pot the maximum and makes his arse red, then he will get a prize at the end of the year. Some of monkeys think that he must be kidding but believe him since he is old.

Then everyday the monkeys start rubbing their arse to the pot and then go to the old monkey and asks, "Is my arse red?". The old monkey sees it and tells, "No". To gain good rating, again and again the monkeys went to the older guy but he said, "No".

The young monkeys starts getting restless. The old monkey now thinks it is time to break the ice. He breaks the pot. The young monkeys wonder why the old guy broke the pot. The old one replies, "This one was for the current year". And smiles... there will be something new for the next year.....

Try to corelate your annual performance bonus on your salary... You work hard to achieve it... and what happens ... do you get it

[anita]

Ha ha Ha that was a really funny one!! Keep it up , Kiddo!!