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Funny but meaningful quotes..
« Thread Started on Oct 25, 2005, 4:23pm »

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it

seems like an hour.

Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like

a minute. THAT'S

relativity.

-Albert Einstein

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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the

moment you get up

in the morning and does not stop until you get into

the office.

- Robert Frost

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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there

to appreciate

it.

- Franklin P. Jones

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We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain

the success of

those we don't like?

-Jean Cocturan

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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in

the world everyday

always just exactly fits the newspaper.

- Jerry Seinfeld

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It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters

is whether I win

or lose.

- Darrin Weinberg

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"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the

transition that's

troublesome."

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Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember

you when he is in

trouble again.

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Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong

answers.

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It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it

creative problem

solving.

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Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know

where to shop.

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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again,

neither does milk.

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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to

shoot them.

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Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

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The number of people watching you is directly

proportional to the

stupidity of your action.

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Don't worry that the world ends today, its already

tomorrow in

Australia.

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U learn in life when u lose

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"Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them."

--Albert Einstein